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For Dummies
« on: June 06, 2006, 02:02:08 PM »
I was bored at work... I want to break in to something...

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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2006, 04:20:22 PM »
You, my friend, are the winner

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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2006, 10:02:55 PM »
That's great.  Let's expand on it further...  :wacko:

Chapter 1.......  How to not get killed while exploring
Chapter 2.......  Don't underestimate the power of mosquitos
Chapter 3.......  Hi, my name is BLANK and I'm a urban explorer.  How to break the news to friends and coworkers...
Chapter 4.......  Exploring in your 30's.  How to tell your girlfriend/wife to stop "breakin ya balls"
Chapter 5.......  Crowbars and bandaids go hand-in-hand (pun intended)
Chapter 6.......  Breathing apparatus and living past your 20's
Chapter 7.......  Security guards and how they really don't give a shit
Chapter 8.......  Pot and exploring is way fun
Chapter 9.......  Yes, you can have a website too
Chapter 10.....  UER drama entertainment fun
Chapter 11.....  The Urban Explorer's fieldguide: Superfund documents
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2006, 10:06:33 PM »
work lol thats funny i know you guys dont have time for work with the amount of places you guys go to lol j/k
that is pretty funny spoof on the  dummy books though
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2006, 10:11:06 PM »
lol Skully chapter 5 Crowbars and bandaids go hand-in-hand so true it is lol speaking of which hows id your doing
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2006, 10:59:42 PM »
Much better.  I think the damn gouge in my hand finally sealed up.   How's yours?
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2006, 11:04:06 PM »
glad to hear your hand is better my friend,
 mine is nothing more than a memory
looks like a scar now cant wait for the next time hopefully it will be blood free lol
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2006, 10:48:01 AM »
blood was spilt and there's no story on the forums?
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2006, 11:19:54 AM »
Love the guide, nicely done Pro.  Prom? Meth?  Do you have a preferred nickname or can I just call you gerbil-diddler?  Diddle for short.  Whatever works for ya.    -_-
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2006, 02:38:08 PM »
Love the guide, nicely done Pro.  Prom? Meth?  Do you have a preferred nickname or can I just call you gerbil-diddler?  Diddle for short.  Whatever works for ya.    -_-

ROFL

you donkey!  :)
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2006, 02:51:46 PM »
oh my my, with the name calling!  What's that saying about glass houses?   :wub:
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2006, 04:15:51 PM »
Don't forget:
Chapter 12 - Congrats!  You found a dead body in the basement!

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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2006, 04:37:42 PM »
Chapter 13 - How to not kill those exploring with you.
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2006, 07:13:19 PM »
oh my my, with the name calling!  What's that saying about glass houses?   :wub:

lol something like people who live in glass houses shouldn't get stoned or something.  See I think that would make an intense bong... er... waterpipe... or something.
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2006, 08:16:49 AM »
Chapter 14:  The five finger discount; do you really want that 20-year-old bottle of ketchup?
Chapter 15:  Kama Sutra and concrete floors; make her moans echo down the empty corridors.
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2006, 11:36:35 AM »
Two Questions...
Do you really screw in abandoned buildings?
Are you up to date on your tetanus shots?
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2006, 11:22:15 PM »
Chapter 16: How to explain to your wife that the night vision you purchased are"household items"
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2006, 06:56:48 PM »
Two Questions...
Do you really screw in abandoned buildings?
Are you up to date on your tetanus shots?

Hahahaha.

1.  Theoretically, I might have done it on the floor of a house in the abandoned neighborhood at Norwich State Hospital. 
2.  Theoretically happens to be the favorite words of one of my former co-workers.
3.  I have a bedroom.
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2006, 05:01:04 AM »
Chapter 17: using the night vision you purchased to watch her moans echo down the empty corridors.


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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2006, 12:35:24 PM »
rofl i dont care how you are thats funny
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Re: For Dummies
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2006, 07:54:40 AM »
Nope, wrong house, but I know where *that* house is!  hahaha
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