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Title: For Dummies
Post by: Prometheus on June 06, 2006, 02:02:08 PM
I was bored at work... I want to break in to something...

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Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: Hellion1027 on June 06, 2006, 04:20:22 PM
You, my friend, are the winner
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: skully on June 06, 2006, 10:02:55 PM
That's great.  Let's expand on it further...  :wacko:

Chapter 1.......  How to not get killed while exploring
Chapter 2.......  Don't underestimate the power of mosquitos
Chapter 3.......  Hi, my name is BLANK and I'm a urban explorer.  How to break the news to friends and coworkers...
Chapter 4.......  Exploring in your 30's.  How to tell your girlfriend/wife to stop "breakin ya balls"
Chapter 5.......  Crowbars and bandaids go hand-in-hand (pun intended)
Chapter 6.......  Breathing apparatus and living past your 20's
Chapter 7.......  Security guards and how they really don't give a shit
Chapter 8.......  Pot and exploring is way fun
Chapter 9.......  Yes, you can have a website too
Chapter 10.....  UER drama entertainment fun
Chapter 11.....  The Urban Explorer's fieldguide: Superfund documents
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: urbanexplorer on June 06, 2006, 10:06:33 PM
work lol thats funny i know you guys dont have time for work with the amount of places you guys go to lol j/k
that is pretty funny spoof on the  dummy books though
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: urbanexplorer on June 06, 2006, 10:11:06 PM
lol Skully chapter 5 Crowbars and bandaids go hand-in-hand so true it is lol speaking of which hows id your doing
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: skully on June 06, 2006, 10:59:42 PM
Much better.  I think the damn gouge in my hand finally sealed up.   How's yours?
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: urbanexplorer on June 06, 2006, 11:04:06 PM
glad to hear your hand is better my friend,
 mine is nothing more than a memory
looks like a scar now cant wait for the next time hopefully it will be blood free lol
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: Prometheus on June 07, 2006, 10:48:01 AM
blood was spilt and there's no story on the forums?
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: navidson on June 07, 2006, 11:19:54 AM
Love the guide, nicely done Pro.  Prom? Meth?  Do you have a preferred nickname or can I just call you gerbil-diddler?  Diddle for short.  Whatever works for ya.    -_-
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: elpresidente on June 07, 2006, 02:38:08 PM
Love the guide, nicely done Pro.  Prom? Meth?  Do you have a preferred nickname or can I just call you gerbil-diddler?  Diddle for short.  Whatever works for ya.    -_-

ROFL

you donkey!  :)
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: navidson on June 07, 2006, 02:51:46 PM
oh my my, with the name calling!  What's that saying about glass houses?   :wub:
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: Hellion1027 on June 07, 2006, 04:15:51 PM
Don't forget:
Chapter 12 - Congrats!  You found a dead body in the basement!
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: Prometheus on June 07, 2006, 04:37:42 PM
Chapter 13 - How to not kill those exploring with you.
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: elpresidente on June 07, 2006, 07:13:19 PM
oh my my, with the name calling!  What's that saying about glass houses?   :wub:

lol something like people who live in glass houses shouldn't get stoned or something.  See I think that would make an intense bong... er... waterpipe... or something.
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: Megster on June 08, 2006, 08:16:49 AM
Chapter 14:  The five finger discount; do you really want that 20-year-old bottle of ketchup?
Chapter 15:  Kama Sutra and concrete floors; make her moans echo down the empty corridors.
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: Prometheus on June 08, 2006, 11:36:35 AM
Two Questions...
Do you really screw in abandoned buildings?
Are you up to date on your tetanus shots?
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: urbanexplorer on June 08, 2006, 11:22:15 PM
Chapter 16: How to explain to your wife that the night vision you purchased are"household items"
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: Megster on June 09, 2006, 06:56:48 PM
Two Questions...
Do you really screw in abandoned buildings?
Are you up to date on your tetanus shots?

Hahahaha.

1.  Theoretically, I might have done it on the floor of a house in the abandoned neighborhood at Norwich State Hospital. 
2.  Theoretically happens to be the favorite words of one of my former co-workers.
3.  I have a bedroom.
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: Dakiel on June 10, 2006, 05:01:04 AM
Chapter 17: using the night vision you purchased to watch her moans echo down the empty corridors.


and megster was it Here?:
(http://www.insanebunkers.com/cpg133/wm.php?pid=1527&mode=fullsize)
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: urbanexplorer on June 10, 2006, 12:35:24 PM
rofl i dont care how you are thats funny
Title: Re: For Dummies
Post by: Megster on June 16, 2006, 07:54:40 AM
Nope, wrong house, but I know where *that* house is!  hahaha