I was bored at work... I want to break in to something...
You, my friend, are the winner
That's great. Let's expand on it further... :wacko:
Chapter 1....... How to not get killed while exploring
Chapter 2....... Don't underestimate the power of mosquitos
Chapter 3....... Hi, my name is BLANK and I'm a urban explorer. How to break the news to friends and coworkers...
Chapter 4....... Exploring in your 30's. How to tell your girlfriend/wife to stop "breakin ya balls"
Chapter 5....... Crowbars and bandaids go hand-in-hand (pun intended)
Chapter 6....... Breathing apparatus and living past your 20's
Chapter 7....... Security guards and how they really don't give a shit
Chapter 8....... Pot and exploring is way fun
Chapter 9....... Yes, you can have a website too
Chapter 10..... UER drama entertainment fun
Chapter 11..... The Urban Explorer's fieldguide: Superfund documents
work lol thats funny i know you guys dont have time for work with the amount of places you guys go to lol j/k
that is pretty funny spoof on the dummy books though
lol Skully chapter 5 Crowbars and bandaids go hand-in-hand so true it is lol speaking of which hows id your doing
Much better. I think the damn gouge in my hand finally sealed up. How's yours?
glad to hear your hand is better my friend,
mine is nothing more than a memory
looks like a scar now cant wait for the next time hopefully it will be blood free lol
blood was spilt and there's no story on the forums?
Love the guide, nicely done Pro. Prom? Meth? Do you have a preferred nickname or can I just call you gerbil-diddler? Diddle for short. Whatever works for ya. -_-
Quote from: navidson on June 07, 2006, 11:19:54 AM
Love the guide, nicely done Pro. Prom? Meth? Do you have a preferred nickname or can I just call you gerbil-diddler? Diddle for short. Whatever works for ya. -_-
ROFL
you donkey! :)
oh my my, with the name calling! What's that saying about glass houses? :wub:
Don't forget:
Chapter 12 - Congrats! You found a dead body in the basement!
Chapter 13 - How to not kill those exploring with you.
Quote from: navidson on June 07, 2006, 02:51:46 PM
oh my my, with the name calling! What's that saying about glass houses? :wub:
lol something like people who live in glass houses shouldn't get stoned or something. See I think that would make an intense bong... er... waterpipe... or something.
Chapter 14: The five finger discount; do you really want that 20-year-old bottle of ketchup?
Chapter 15: Kama Sutra and concrete floors; make her moans echo down the empty corridors.
Two Questions...
Do you really screw in abandoned buildings?
Are you up to date on your tetanus shots?
Chapter 16: How to explain to your wife that the night vision you purchased are"household items"
Quote from: Prometheus on June 08, 2006, 11:36:35 AM
Two Questions...
Do you really screw in abandoned buildings?
Are you up to date on your tetanus shots?
Hahahaha.
1. Theoretically, I might have done it on the floor of a house in the abandoned neighborhood at Norwich State Hospital.
2. Theoretically happens to be the favorite words of one of my former co-workers.
3. I have a bedroom.
Chapter 17: using the night vision you purchased to watch her moans echo down the empty corridors.
and megster was it Here?:
rofl i dont care how you are thats funny
Nope, wrong house, but I know where *that* house is! hahaha